As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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