So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.