She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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