idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I understand Curling. That high.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
