awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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