how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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