I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I hate ducks.
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.