the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
You're right, stupid question.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!