and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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