I think scott just propositioned me for sex
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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You took a bar mat shot.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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