if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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