Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
She told me I should be a condom model.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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