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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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