What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
4 words: hood of his car
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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