when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
foreskin is a definite game changer
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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