going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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