we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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