You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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