I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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