Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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