why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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