I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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