"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
one might say we're banned from that church
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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