I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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