sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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