Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
