Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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