so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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