Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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