you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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