I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Two words: nipple clamps
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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