Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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