Small penises have feelings too.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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