Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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