Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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