I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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