Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Its about making memories worth repressing
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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