Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
