birth control should be required to get into college
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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