Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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