I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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