I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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