Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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