just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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