Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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