If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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