O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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