So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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