is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
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Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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