Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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