Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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