3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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