My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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