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Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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